Right – well that’s one item ticked off the bucket list. The one about having visited all 270 stations on the London Underground network. I was lucky in that I quickly found the Tube Challenge forum, specifically for people who do the whole network. My intention originally was to just visit all stations, and then I remembered that some people at uni had attempted to visit them all in a day, so that became the aim – which was great as that’s what this forum was about!




Underground To The Coast?!?

I got lucky in that they had two teams doing it on Children in Need day. Not that I was raising money, but it meant I got a chance to go round with a team of people including a four times world record holder and a two times world record holder. So – no worries about not having enough knowledge or experience as these guys took care of that! Andi (the current world record holder) and Martin (known as Tangy – I never did find out why). Between them they seemed to have an almost Autistic Savant knowledge of London Transport. Which door of which carriage do you need to stand at when coming into Euston from the north to change from the Northern to Victoria line so that you’re right opposite the connecting tunnel? Ask these guys! Only they’ll tell you to wait until King’s Cross (you did pick the right branch right?) as the connecting tunnel takes less time. By now you may have gathered that there’s more to this then you might have realised, and the rest of this blog entry is probably best read with a tube map in front of you to get the most out of it.

Also along for the ride was Myles, who was also a tube challenge newbie. Well, he’d attempted it before, but due to an unfortunate accident when trying to cross a road to catch a train had collided with a car and had done major damage to his left knee, which was now hopefully recovered, but had meant that we’d cut out some possible runs. Runs? What was there to run apart from between different lines on stations? Well – take a look at your map. There’s basically a lot of stuff in the middle with various “spurs” shooting out from there – like the train to Morden, or Stanmore, or Upminster. Now, in theory you could go up to say Stanmore on the Jubilee line, and then come back in to Baker Street, transfer to the Circle and head towards King’s Cross to head up the Northern line to Edgeware, come back in to the middle from there etc. Or you could transfer from Stanmore to Edgeware at the end of the lines and use one to head out and one to head in. You’re allowed (under the Guinness World of Records rules) to use other scheduled public transport, so buses, trains, and indeed trams are legal, but not bikes, cars, taxis, or even things like Boris Bikes. Or if nothing comes then you can run.
It’s worth knowing that the tube map is not just a scaled down version of the network with irrelevant info removed. It’s what’s known as topologically equivalent, which basically means that the lines intersect in the same places and the stations are in the same order, but it’s not just scaled down. Here’s a scaled down version which shows more accurately the geographical placement of the stations. It doesn’t show all of the outer ones, but it does illustrate how two things that may appear way apart are in fact quite close. I’ve linked it as it’s too large to fit on the screen, and you can zoom in on the linked version.
Anyway, the two stations mentioned are quite runnable with a bit of fitness, as are several other pairings, such as Wimbledon and Morden (about a mile and a half apart), although other alternatives exist such as the 93 bus, tram and then a shorter run, or train and then a shorter run. It’s all about assessing the best options at the time (the 93 bus isn’t always waiting outside the station, or there may be lots of traffic which would hold it up).
Right, so you want to minimise doubling back, like up to Stanmore on the Jubilee and then back in on the Jubilee. Unfortunately, not all furthest points pair up in the way of the stations mentioned above, so what do you do with these? Well – you have to start somewhere and finish somewhere, so pick two of these. Classic start/finish is Chesham or Amersham, and then it’s usual to use Heathrow or Upminster. Not Epping though – apparently this has been tried but just doesn’t work too well as the trains are irregular early on and late at night. Note that there are ways back from each of these, but you ideally want to minimise time. You might think this is all getting a bit obsessive, but as you’ll see later, there isn’t necessarily that much time to spare to get everything done in a day. The world record is a smidge under 16 and a half hours, so longer than an Ironman Triathlon (okay, I know some have a time limit of seventeen hours, but sixteen is typical).
We weren’t going for a record, so we decided to make the start at High Barnet and the finish at Cockfosters. This has the advantage that for those not from London, they can have one hotel somewhere between the two and start and finish are easily accessible. This is, incidentally, one of the pairs of stations that you normally get a bus/run between. This does however mean that two stations that would normally be start/finish (because they were the furthest out) now had to be both got to and then back from, which automatically added to the time.

Okay – take a look at your tube map, square B2. You can go in and out of Harrow on the Hill (get off one train from North Harrow and get on another going down to Uxbridge) but this means waiting for another train, so you can run from North to West Harrow (only a few hundred yards) or even from North Harrow to Rayners Lane (just under a mile). You have to pick up West Harrow later, but without going into too much detail you tend to pick that up naturally later. Today Andi had gone for the middle ground, as Myles’ leg wasn’t up to too much running. Similarly, the top bit of the Bakerloo line can be tricky, as it doesn’t actually intersect with the Metropolitan, but there’s a couple of hundred yard run between Northwick Park and Kenton (square B3)., and then in and out of Harrow and Wealdstone.
Right – so armed with our plan, here’s what happened! I met up with the guys at High Barnet (known as Amy Winehouse). I’d already got my zone 1-9 travelcard (yes, there are zones beyond zone 6!) and we got ready on our train. This was due to leave at 5:40am, and head down to Finchley Central to switch up to Mill Hill East. Now, this is one of the great potential time wasters – as the trains don’t run that often. We had two minutes to spare, but then our train left two minutes late which cocked that up. The train to MHE was there when we arrived, and in spite of some amazing up the stairs sprinting by Andi and Tangy, it left just as they got to the platform. Myles and I were about 30 seconds behind, but the guys could have held the door if they’d been twenty seconds earlier. This was the first time I realised just how much fitness was needed – not just for two mile jogs but for short bursts of explosive speed.

Now, we could have just waited for the next train up to MHE, but decided to run it. This was unlikely to catch us the next train down from MHE (this one really is a double back, there’s no time efficient alternative) so in many ways was a waste of energy, but as Andi said you never know, it may be running late. As it turned out we got slightly lost on the way, and if we hadn’t had a lot of luck catching a bus halfway and done some pretty frantic stair sprinting and door holding, we’d have missed the train after that – which is the one we’d have got if we’d waited for the next train out of Finchley Central. So – it nearly wasted us time. Time is critical, as our original schedule with tight connections, because of our start had an estimated time of just under nineteen hours, but because we weren’t on the best stations (distance-wise and last trains-wise) we only had 40 minutes to spare before missing the last train.
We headed into London, and because we were a train down, we made a decision to switch plans, and change to the other branch of the Northern line, picking up Mornington Crescent. This meant a longer change to the Victoria but actually didn’t cost us a train, and it turned out to be useful. We were on our way out to Walthamstow. Where then? Well – this is one of the ways to get onto the Central line, but it’s either a run of nearly two miles or a complex mix of running, buses and trains. We made it, and were at Snaresbrook, although Myles’ leg was giving him trouble by this point. Although we had been a train down, we did well on this section and got lucky in that we had good options. From Snaresbrook you have to take out Epping and the odd loop off through Hainault (and incidentally Grange Hill – which needed the obligatory theme tune singing). The trains synched up well, getting us back on schedule. It was odd passing through stations I’d seen on the map but never really realised actually existed. I’m not sure if I thought they’d been put on the edge of the map for a joke or what! The tube is overground at this point, although oddly it does dip underground for several stops on the Hainault loop. By this time people were on board commuting into London, and it was odd to think that this was the morning rush, when we’d already been on the go for hours.

Anyway, across town to the far end. We had planned to visit Kensington Olympia en route, running down from Shepherd’s Bush. This is another of those tricky trains, as they only run every twenty minutes, and we estimated with Myles’ leg that we’d have missed it. Or at least it was close, and if we failed then it meant waiting so long that it wasn’t worth the risk. Instead we kept going to the end of the line, heading up to West Ruislip. From there a run down to Ickenham, up to Uxbridge and then down the Picadilly. By this point we were getting updates that the Picadilly was having delays in some places, as well as the Bakerloo in places. We needed to take out Ealing Broadway, and we hadn’t collected West Acton (the central line heads up towards West Ruislip before this, so we ran from North Ealing to West Acton – a quarter of a mile or so, but Myles’ leg was really struggling by now. From there to Ealing Broadway, and back down the District through Acton Town and beyond.Here we had a decision – did we take out Heathrow now or do it later? Due to the troubled Picadilly we decided to leave it until later. We kept an eye out (you can look across to departure board on opposite platforms as you got in the other direction) but kept going. This picked us up places like Chiswick Park which can be a tricky one to get later so did have benefits.
There’s now a number of options – and it’s all about getting the timing right. You have to go down to Wimbledon, but then you have to take out the loop up from Earl’s Court and round the Hammersmith and City line back to Hammersmith. Plus we needed to head out (from Marylebone) on a fast overground train to Amersham, one of the furthest extremes (north west), and then come back in on the Metropolitan. The Amersham trains run every half an hour, and as mentioned before the Olympia trains run every twenty minutes, so we juggled these around to minimise hanging around as best we could. I actually can’t remember what order we did them in, but it worked well! We caught the Olympia train with fifteen seconds to spare; at Marylebone we had about two minutes wait, so ordered pizzas for collection at Amersham, which also worked well! On the way back in from Amersham we needed to pick up West Harrow, so did the north to west run, switch to the Bakerloo, in on this, and then back to pick up a few stations in the middle. Myles left us at this point, as his leg was preventing him running and he was in a lot of pain.
Having killed off all these sections, we headed down to Heathrow. The Picadilly was somewhat recovered, but the indicator boards were out of synch. We wanted to go to terminal four first, but ended up missing a couple of trains due to poor announcements. Anyway – we got out there, but we were now behind schedule. The buses back weren’t great – we had a choice of three and they all turned up at once, meaning we had a long wait. Then train from Feltham to Richmond – took out that funny branch of the district, and headed back to the middle. You can run from there to pick up Chiswick Park but we didn’t need to as we’d got it earlier. We did the odd loops inside the circle line to pick up a few stations and then headed down to Wimbledon. From there we checked over towards platform nine or ten, where you can either get a train or a tram – both of which have alternatives to a mile and a half run. Both end about a quarter of a mile away, but it’s quicker. We got a tram, had two minutes wait and then were off. A sprint up the stairs and a quick run. Andi kept telling me how far to go, whereas of course it’s my corner of London and I probably knew it better than he did! Anyway – we hit Morden, got onto a train, about a minute’s wait and then back into the middle.
Next target was the East end of the District line to Upminster. This line at one point actually went all the way out to the Essex Coast near South End, which surprised me. There’s still a line of course, so it’s more a change of which company is running it rather than anything too amazing. It’s an overground line to the coast! If you have a look back at some of the old tube maps, it is referred to.
Underground To The Coast?!?
Zoom in and have a look in the box on the right hand side, it says Southend!
Anyway, we headed out. As mentioned before this is traditionally a potential end point, but there is a nice fast c2C train back in that only stops at a few stops. We originally intended to go all the way out on the District and catch the c2c back in. However, Andi had an inspiration and we switched to a c2c out to Upminster part way. We then needed to get a district back in to cover this bit as each station has to be visited and that includes stopping. The c2c doesn’t stop and in any case is not on the same track, so doesn’t count. Anyway - Andi's switch saved us five minutes! We didn't come all the way back in, we got back to West Ham, switched to the Jubilee and we were off to Stanmore at the far north end. We then had a run, as the next bus was seven minutes away. Now, as it turns out we caught it on the way to Edgeware, so it might seem like a waste of energy (and we nearly missed it anyway as we weren’t at a bus stop when it came – we had to do some serious waving and bus holding), but if the indicator board had been wrong we’d at least got on the way. Anyway, from there back into town on the Northern, and we only had a few stations to pick up. We were fortunately on the right branch to go down to Moorgate – and here we were glad we’d picked up Mornington Crescent earlier. We’d been battling for the last four to five hours about 30 minutes behind schedule, which meant only 5-10 minutes to spare to allow us to catch the last train out to Cockfosters. At this point we’d got it back to 15 minutes to spare, and I started to feel we were going to make it bar a major disaster. The change to the circle back to Great Portland Street worked well, we left the underground to run to Warren Street (about 400 yards), back down two escaltors and we were heading to Leicester Square for the final train up to Cockfosters.
We hit the platform, glanced at the departure board and…. NOTHING! Had the earlier delays left trains out of place, or were the lines shutting early for the weekend maintenance? We needn’t have worried. A couple of minutes later a departure popped up, and shortly after – the train! We counted down the stations, and thirty minutes or so we’d done it. Nineteen hours, twenty-four minutes and fifteen seconds. The slowest time for the other two guys but for me a major achievement. If they’d been on their own they’d have abandoned the attempt at Heathrow, but they were good enough to stay with me for the rest of the journey so I could complete it. Could I have done the rest without them? Well – maybe, but I might well have missed a train or two on the way which might have been critical as far as completing. I told myself on the way that even if we did miss the last train, I’d still visited all the stations at some point in my life, as I’d been up to Cockfosters before, and that was my original goal, but I was very glad that we did complete. It was the thirty-seventh fastest recorded time ever!

So – we ended up 25 minutes down on the target, pretty much all due to the Heathrow shenanigans. It’s taught me how important fitness is, even at my just over ninety minute half-marathon fitness these guys would still have been faster than me. It’s an odd mix of short runs (up to four kilometres) and short explosive bursts to do stairs and corridors to interchange, plus several 800m or so runs. It also involves planning beforehand, knowledge of door positions (seriously – on a couple of changes late in the day which the guys didn’t do on their usual route we were about ten yards out and this cost us a couple of connections – there’s the time to do the ten yards plus a few people may get into the connecting tunnel ahead of you which means you need to dodge. So rather than just costing a few seconds this cost about five minutes as we had to wait for another train. Plus most fun is the on-the-fly planning to cope with cancellations etc. It’s a mix of brain-power, fitness and endurance. I was pooped! Sadly my phone battery ran out just before the photo at Cockfosters.
Would I do another one? I’m interested in doing another one to get a faster time, plus I did get a buzz from it. I’m going to wait until I get my fitness back until I do a serious attempt (so probably next summer), but I might try to get a faster time (say under eighteen hours) by using a better start/finish. I still have very sore legs two days later so we’ll see!









